Seth Dillion is CEO of The Babylon Bee. Through a shady deal involving the NRA, the Russians, and the King James-only mafia, Dillon acquired The Babylon Bee in 2018. He oversees all the business stuff, like making sure the lights stay on and working his staff to the bone, making them write so much satire that their eyes begin to bleed as he cackles maniacally and dives into a vault of cash. He also writes a funny headline from time to time.